How to Derp at Email

Someone thinks you're not very good at email.

They've sent you this link for one of the following reasons:

  1. They think you'll be too embarrassed if they said something to you directly.
  2. You've done the same silly thing more than once.
  3. They simply cannot be bothered with dealing with stupid people who refuse to learn how to communicate.

It's the 21st century. Email has been around for a little while now. It's a mandatory communication tool. It's a life skill, just like Googling. You need to know how to use email. You're functionally illiterate if you can't.

Your offence was:

Call me Maybe

So you've sent someone an email. Good for you! Would you like a sticker?

The thing is, though: if you need to phone someone then email was a poor choice in the first place. And if you didn't need to phone someone then... well... why did you?